Platinum Arts Sandbox - Free 3D Game Maker Forum

Wish granted but CP's wish kills you

I wish that I could finish me game engine faster

granted, your engine is finished, but the year is now 2020 and you have no recollection of the intermittent 8 years and you don't retain anything you've learned in that period either.

I wish I had a pet unicorn

Wish granted but it stabs you with it's horn.

I wish I understood what hirato said

wish granted, it means that... (insert extremely confusing scientific explanation here. Extra credit if you can combine something from Einstein with something from Friedich Nietzsche)

also, to edit jSoft's wish: it's a quinticorn, then it stabs hirato. Ouch.

I wish the forums were busier.

Wish granted but they get so busy that the servers crash loosing all the data in the database.

I wish that my "jSoft Apps Game Engine" thread wasn't deleted.

whoa, didn't notice that til now. Wish granted, but you can't see it?

I wish that I could understand the loading menu code for Sandbox.

Wish granted, then it gets upgraded and makes even less sense.

I wish I had another wish to wish for another wish that would lead to getting more wishes.

wish NOT granted, as I believe that breaks a rule of wishing, as found in the book series Children of the Lamp. Read the 4th paragraph in that section.

Also, I did finally figure out the loading code, so now I've got a "My Maps" tab that actually only shows my maps.

Now, for my wish... I wish that it wasn't so windy outside today.

Wish granted, But the next day its so windy that theirs a hurricane.

I wish I could just get the hang of rpg scripting in a day.

Wish granted, but it becomes so stupidly complicated nobody can figure it out.

I wish I had a giant jug of fake blood.

also, I wish PAS would have an ingame exporter and importer, for exporting/importing map geometry.