Steal the Cookie!

[PizzaLover101]

But i get eagle to come back and pay her to date IHU, and then i steal the cookie while he's distracted

[InHumanUnit]

Then I use my twin, FRed, to get back the cookie by robbing a bank with his automactic twinkie launcher.

[chocolatepie33]

and you never got the cookie during the bank robbery (but you do make off with thousands of dollars), and I take it from Pizza. After a bake him like a take-home frozen Pizza (pun definitely intended).

[InHumanUnit]

Then, I make my own cookie.

[Bigboss]

then I eat it

[chocolatepie33]

then I still have the original Cookie and wait for something to happen.
ACTUALLY: I surrender. First person to post and take it from me gets it.

[Bigboss]

I take that one and turn it into a suai;sofihgkadfjkgahioehtajwhetuiyhSUSHIjidlahgeriulhaeor;ghaperiugakejhgauighksdjfhangjkhagfiadhfgerPIElkafjshduifvhaerilthueoiaghrieuagh
Look very carefully ^ because I threw it in a Pile of Spam

[Leo_V117]

I take the Sushi Pie and change it back into a cookie...

[chocolatepie33]

Then I take the cookie and feed it to a dinosaur, and someone has to volunteer to get eaten to get the cookie back.
(Don't worry, the cookie is double bagged in a pair of Ziploc gallon-sized bags.)

[Leo_V117]

I fire a tranquiliser dart at the dinosaur and carefully cut open its stomach whilst its asleep, I find the bags with the cookie in and take the cookie, I then patch-up the dinosaur and make myself scarce before it wakes up.