Messed up wish

[Runescapedj]

wish granted, but it already was

I wish I'll get Crysis 2 days before I go on vacation

[PizzaLover101]

granted, but you never go on vacation again

I wish that I knew where i was supposed to go in Dragon Quest 9 without anything braking

[GR1M]

You find out where your supposed to go, but then it breaks...

I wish i could breath under water.

[Runescapedj]

wish granted, but now you can't breath while not being under water

I wish I have a better laptop without virusses

[PizzaLover101]

granted, you get a platter of a laptop and viruses on the side!

I wish that i wished that the wish i wish was wishfully wished wishfully

[Runescapedj]

wish granted, but you forgot which wish you wished 2 wish wishfully wished wishfully

I wish I have an Ipod Touch (Let's play NOVA!)

[InHumanUnit]

Wish granted, you paid $35456665657657.78 for it, but it blew up after you left, plus there's money back gaurentee.
I wish that nobody hear could wish except me! Wait a second, today is oppisite day...

[Runescapedj]

wish granted, but now ur lonely, and you've spelled 'here' wrong

I wish I knew an world changing wish so that everybody will remember me as: The big Rune, the bringer of piece (=P XD)

[PizzaLover101]

granted, but you serve me, The Pizzanator

I wish that I could play ****** ******

[Runescapedj]

Wish granted, but it's totally not child friendly

I wish that I knew what you meant with

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