Messed up wish

[arcones]

wish granted!!!!!!!!!!!! YAH

i wish that this became THIS

Now wouldn't that be epic?

[Leo_V117]

wish granted, but you spontaneously combust

I wish i could eat a giant sammich in space.

[PizzaLover101]

granted but you forget it in you suitcase on Jupiter, therefore starving to death

I wish that arcones's wish made sense

[Leo_V117]

wish granted, but the wish itself made the dictionary implode

I wish i haddnt forgotten the sammich

[Enlightment]

wish granted to bad gravity was in your ship and you fell over hit your head and lost your memory therefore forgetting about it once more

i wish i had a pet monkey

[Leo_V117]

Wish granted, but the monkey decided to jump off a bridge and land in a broken glass factory.

I wish i could just eat the sammich

[arcones]

you eat the sammich but then find out it's not your sammich its the Heavy's sammich and he grabs and makes you give him his sammich!

i wish the monkey hadn't died...

[PizzaLover101]

granted, but it killed you 100 times

I wish I had a blitz box

[Leo_V117]

granted, but it became a box of fireworks and you had no idea what they did, therefore they exploded in your hands causing a huge inferno.

I wish the cake on portal wasnt a Lie.

[PizzaLover101]

granted, but it was to you

I wish that I had pizza